Cibominbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic rat.

Cibominbarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibominbarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cibominbarn, he will turn you into a worm.

Cibominbarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cibominbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must love Cibominbarn.

4. Retreat if eight swans approach from the east.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.