Flowbellten is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate lion.

Flowbellten created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbellten, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flowbellten, it will turn you into a sheep.

Flowbellten's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flowbellten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Flowbellten on top of important buildings.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Flowbellten in the centre of the settlement.