Ponhabbut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow wyrm.

Ponhabbut created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ponhabbut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ponhabbut, he will curse you with boils.

Ponhabbut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ponhabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Run away if four tapirs approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.