Stikdabvig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able bear.

Stikdabvig created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdabvig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stikdabvig, he will manifest in front of you.

Stikdabvig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stikdabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.