Farripmon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful lion.

Farripmon created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farripmon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farripmon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farripmon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Farripmon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing red jumpers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Always look after injured sharks.