Hancetfon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless deer.

Hancetfon created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Hancetfon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hancetfon, he will turn you into a rock.

Hancetfon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hancetfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Hancetfon loves ducks, so they must be respected.