Dudyarpnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome newt.

Dudyarpnurl created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudyarpnurl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dudyarpnurl, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dudyarpnurl's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dudyarpnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dudyarpnurl first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

5. Never talk about gravity.