Logbenleg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent donkey.

Logbenleg created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbenleg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logbenleg, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Logbenleg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Logbenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing yellow boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Logbenleg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never think about spacetime.