Sidcemflow Goffosstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart salamander.

Sidcemflow Goffosstarp created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcemflow Goffosstarp, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sidcemflow Goffosstarp, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sidcemflow Goffosstarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sidcemflow Goffosstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not eat coconuts.