Negfadtam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive wyrm.

Negfadtam created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfadtam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Negfadtam, it will turn you into a dog.

Negfadtam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Negfadtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Hide from turquoise frogs for they are unholy.

4. Negfadtam loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear kilts.