Hunfagmet is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy hare.

Hunfagmet created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfagmet, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunfagmet, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunfagmet's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hunfagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of birds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt geese.