Manfumsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet sheep.

Manfumsaw created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manfumsaw, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Manfumsaw, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Manfumsaw's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Manfumsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never feed bread to doves while wearing black corsets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.