Donbommob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tiresome chinchilla.

Donbommob created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Donbommob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donbommob, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Donbommob's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Donbommob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. You must love Donbommob.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Never go into orange rooms.