Xuckflisbug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart ant.

Xuckflisbug created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckflisbug, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xuckflisbug, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xuckflisbug's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xuckflisbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Xuckflisbug's name in vain.