Cap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced capybara.

Cap created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cap, it will manifest in front of you.

Cap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Cap.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always stare at clouds.