Mapflanlapfly is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish monkey.

Mapflanlapfly created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapflanlapfly, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mapflanlapfly, it will curse you with boils.

Mapflanlapfly's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mapflanlapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Put Mapflanlapfly first in all things.

5. Never mention ducks.