Gumsigfet is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tranquil clam.

Gumsigfet created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumsigfet, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gumsigfet, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gumsigfet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gumsigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing green stockings.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gumsigfet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.