Kommangep Siggadbet is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome
ant.
Kommangep Siggadbet created humanity three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kommangep Siggadbet, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Kommangep Siggadbet, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Kommangep Siggadbet's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Kommangep Siggadbet's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Birds are not to be trusted.
4. Always help frogs in need.
5. Never pour water over plants.