Volrutfen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart camel.

Volrutfen created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Volrutfen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Volrutfen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Volrutfen's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Volrutfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to grasshopers while wearing boots.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Volrutfen on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about cell theory.