Volrutfen is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart
camel.
Volrutfen created life eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Volrutfen, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Volrutfen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Volrutfen's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Volrutfen's Holy Commandments1. Never feed spinach to grasshopers while wearing boots.
2. Always treat doves with great respect.
3. Never talk about asteroids.
4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Volrutfen on top of all buildings.
5. Never talk about cell theory.