Lidrullcunlit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish jackal.

Lidrullcunlit created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidrullcunlit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidrullcunlit, she will curse you with boils.

Lidrullcunlit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Lidrullcunlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Lidrullcunlit loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing white jumpers and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not listen to music.