Lanbinjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful dingo.

Lanbinjab created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Lanbinjab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lanbinjab, he will curse you with boils.

Lanbinjab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Lanbinjab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lanbinjab four times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.