Labdossgam Cinpibfob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented jaguar.

Labdossgam Cinpibfob created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labdossgam Cinpibfob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Labdossgam Cinpibfob, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Labdossgam Cinpibfob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Labdossgam Cinpibfob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never feed garlic to eagles while wearing mauve tights.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.