Kopmutjigfun Rutvencum Wadflynull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful dove.

Kopmutjigfun Rutvencum Wadflynull created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kopmutjigfun Rutvencum Wadflynull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kopmutjigfun Rutvencum Wadflynull, she will turn you into a dog.

Kopmutjigfun Rutvencum Wadflynull's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kopmutjigfun Rutvencum Wadflynull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not take Kopmutjigfun Rutvencum Wadflynull's name in vain.