Nakpoplim is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty
donkey.
Nakpoplim created the solar system nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Nakpoplim, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nakpoplim, she will not invite you to parties.
Nakpoplim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Nakpoplim's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakpoplim.
2. Worship no other gods but Nakpoplim.
3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always wear turquoise.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.