Nakpoplim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty donkey.

Nakpoplim created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nakpoplim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakpoplim, she will not invite you to parties.

Nakpoplim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nakpoplim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakpoplim.

2. Worship no other gods but Nakpoplim.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.