Zengunspag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy mouse.

Zengunspag created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Zengunspag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zengunspag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zengunspag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zengunspag's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never wear cyan boots.

5. Never write about special relativity.