Weelaplidnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain squirrel.

Weelaplidnutt created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Weelaplidnutt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weelaplidnutt, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Weelaplidnutt's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Weelaplidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if eight voles approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never paint your feet turquoise.