Ripfudcabflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent narwhal.

Ripfudcabflag created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripfudcabflag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ripfudcabflag, he will remove you from existence.

Ripfudcabflag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ripfudcabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Ripfudcabflag must be the most important thing in your life.