Quagcunved Davgengupjonnegvolgepnel is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless parrot.

Quagcunved Davgengupjonnegvolgepnel created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagcunved Davgengupjonnegvolgepnel, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quagcunved Davgengupjonnegvolgepnel, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Quagcunved Davgengupjonnegvolgepnel's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quagcunved Davgengupjonnegvolgepnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.