Safbagbetfed is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful butterfly.

Safbagbetfed created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safbagbetfed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Safbagbetfed, she will have a low opinion of you.

Safbagbetfed's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Safbagbetfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the south.