Fabgodtal is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane zebra.

Fabgodtal created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgodtal, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fabgodtal, she will destroy your home planet.

Fabgodtal's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fabgodtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.