Padbisstail is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable meerkat.

Padbisstail created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padbisstail, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padbisstail, she will not invite you to parties.

Padbisstail's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Padbisstail's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never wear brown jumpers.

5. Never pour water over plants.