Honcipvildobquim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical crow.

Honcipvildobquim created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcipvildobquim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Honcipvildobquim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Honcipvildobquim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Honcipvildobquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to great tits while wearing cyan shorts.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not commit murder.