Mutvenbus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful elephant.

Mutvenbus created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutvenbus, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutvenbus, it will jump up and down on your head.

Mutvenbus' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mutvenbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Put Mutvenbus first in all things.