Cemgodweg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring crow.

Cemgodweg created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cemgodweg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemgodweg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cemgodweg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cemgodweg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.