Konhivnur is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody owl.

Konhivnur created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konhivnur, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Konhivnur, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Konhivnur's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Konhivnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing blue scarves and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.