Paslapsom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient pigeon.

Paslapsom created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paslapsom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Paslapsom, he will not care.

Paslapsom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Paslapsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.