Nellgofrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage mole.

Nellgofrot created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellgofrot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellgofrot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nellgofrot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nellgofrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never feed pineapples to ducks while wearing stockings.

3. Do not take Nellgofrot's name in vain.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look after injured cats.