Cadvagdan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate crow.

Cadvagdan created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadvagdan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadvagdan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cadvagdan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cadvagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about optics near horses while wearing white boots.

5. You must never eat cherries.