Didkabloopab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent snake.

Didkabloopab created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didkabloopab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didkabloopab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Didkabloopab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Didkabloopab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing fawn shorts and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.