Vidyimrutquimsissis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, able walrus.

Vidyimrutquimsissis created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidyimrutquimsissis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vidyimrutquimsissis, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vidyimrutquimsissis' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vidyimrutquimsissis' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.