Nurlbestsog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy bee.

Nurlbestsog created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbestsog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurlbestsog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurlbestsog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nurlbestsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never play with disobedient children.