Nullmigbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering hamster.

Nullmigbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nullmigbaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullmigbaf, she will not care.

Nullmigbaf's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nullmigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Nullmigbaf on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.