Tomnellhubneltifquafkapkon Appyimxin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered swan.

Tomnellhubneltifquafkapkon Appyimxin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomnellhubneltifquafkapkon Appyimxin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomnellhubneltifquafkapkon Appyimxin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tomnellhubneltifquafkapkon Appyimxin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tomnellhubneltifquafkapkon Appyimxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing gray ear rings and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Always help rats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.