Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob
is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty
snake
.
Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob
created the solar system two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob
, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob
, she will turn you into a snail.
Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob's
most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Learn eight new languages a year.
4. Never go into pink rooms.
5. Always wear orange.
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