Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty snake.

Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob, she will turn you into a snail.

Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tifhudyam Bassmisvin Giglabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Always wear orange.