Gonligvag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever ferret.

Gonligvag created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonligvag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gonligvag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gonligvag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gonligvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing gray kilts.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Gonligvag loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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