Wabxuckam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless hydra.

Wabxuckam created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabxuckam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabxuckam, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wabxuckam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Wabxuckam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.
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