Fenvidsaw is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered
fish.
Fenvidsaw created dark matter two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fenvidsaw, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fenvidsaw, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Fenvidsaw's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Fenvidsaw's Holy Commandments1. Never write about thermodynamics.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never hurt tapirs.
4. Ducks are not to be trusted.
5. Always help sick frogs.