Bitjindum Gambusnegdadxuckpog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless beaver.

Bitjindum Gambusnegdadxuckpog created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitjindum Gambusnegdadxuckpog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitjindum Gambusnegdadxuckpog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bitjindum Gambusnegdadxuckpog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bitjindum Gambusnegdadxuckpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. You must pray to Bitjindum Gambusnegdadxuckpog five times a day.
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