Fenkopbass is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless wombat.

Fenkopbass created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fenkopbass, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fenkopbass, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fenkopbass' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fenkopbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fenkopbass.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.