Megsandget is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind butterfly.

Megsandget created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megsandget, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Megsandget, he will turn you into a dog.

Megsandget's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Megsandget's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.